[ Not everyone here is Clarisse's level of genius. ]
Ser Benedict - do I call you that? Is that the proper term? [ Please let it not be one of those cultures where first name and clan name go together, because woof - a mouthfull. ]
It is Hermione, yes. [ There you go, a pronounciation guide for you. ]
You'd probably want to stick with Messere if you want the honorific [and because he is a mess,]-- Ser by itself is usually reserved for Knights. Which... [wryly,] I am not.
Oh, indeed. There's definitely a lack of deep cut cleavages in Thedas that messere Versace would've fixed right up.
[ Lucky Benedict that Hermione doesn't recall that Gianni Versace died in 1997 - one year prior to when she's from. She was busy not getting murdered at the time. ]
I doubt anyone would mind if you tag along with them through the Eluvians-- we're in the process of setting up safehouses throughout Thedas, which could be a great opportunity for you to learn about different key locales.
[ Do raised-eyebrows count as a vivid enough expression that it manifests itself in the tone of her voice? ] Quick travel mirrors. [ So, a Portkey. Apparition without needing to know the destination perfectly. She nods, mostly to herself. ]
And the Crossroads are what stabilises them? As in, does every Eluvian road lead to the Crossroads, or ...
[ Hold on, nerdy brain caught up with mouth. ] Oh, yes, I'd love to see them.
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Ser Benedict - do I call you that? Is that the proper term? [ Please let it not be one of those cultures where first name and clan name go together, because woof - a mouthfull. ]
It is Hermione, yes. [ There you go, a pronounciation guide for you. ]
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Her-MY-oh-nee. Thank you. ...sorry.
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By the sound of it, you're settling in all right, or able to do so. What sort of world are you from, if you don't mind my asking?
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A world where magic and dragons exist, but also trains and jeans and a television.
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Some of us visited one like that, some time back. It's not so rare as you might think, although I don't recall that there were dragons.
[a loaded, hesitant pause, then:]
...does your world have Versace?
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Yes - though high fashion is not my cup of tea.
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If only I could have brought it with me.
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And then I'd get to wear it again, of course.
[this is, by the sound of it, the great tragedy of Benedict's life]
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Oh, indeed. There's definitely a lack of deep cut cleavages in Thedas that messere Versace would've fixed right up.
[ Lucky Benedict that Hermione doesn't recall that Gianni Versace died in 1997 - one year prior to when she's from. She was busy not getting murdered at the time. ]
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[not that cleavage is much of a concern to him, but,]
Or Minrathous. Or... well. Anywhere that fancy women wear things. Or I suppose don't wear them, in this case.
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I doubt anyone would mind if you tag along with them through the Eluvians-- we're in the process of setting up safehouses throughout Thedas, which could be a great opportunity for you to learn about different key locales.
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Pardon for enquiring, but what are Eluvians?
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[uhh]
Ancient Elven mirrors used for quick travel from one location to another, via the Crossroads.
Which is...
...maybe I should just show you.
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And the Crossroads are what stabilises them? As in, does every Eluvian road lead to the Crossroads, or ...
[ Hold on, nerdy brain caught up with mouth. ] Oh, yes, I'd love to see them.